Tell Jokes

Tell jokes on demand in multiple styles and languages. Use when user asks for a joke, wants to be cheered up, says they're bored, asks for humor, or requests...

Security Scan

This is an instruction-only joke-telling skill whose requirements and instructions match its stated purpose and request no secrets or installs.

Purpose & Capability

Name/description (tell jokes in multiple styles/languages) match the SKILL.md content and there are no unrelated requirements (no env vars, no binaries, no installs).

Instruction Scope

Runtime instructions are limited to choosing joke types, language, delivery style, and interactive flow. They do not ask the agent to read files, access environment variables, or transmit data to external endpoints.

Install Mechanism

No install spec and no code files — nothing will be written to disk or fetched during install, which is proportionate for a purely instructional skill.

Credentials

The skill requires no credentials, config paths, or environment variables; requested capabilities are appropriate for a joke-telling skill.

Persistence & Privilege

always is false and the skill is user-invocable; it does not request permanent or elevated presence or attempt to modify other skills or system settings.

Assessment

This skill appears low-risk and coherent: it’s just instructions for how to produce jokes and asks for nothing sensitive. Two practical notes before installing: (1) humor — especially 'dark' or edgy categories — can cross content or policy boundaries, so ensure you have filtering/moderation rules you’re comfortable with; (2) the skill is from an unknown source with no homepage, so if you care about provenance or future updates, prefer skills with a known publisher or inspect future versions for added behavior. Otherwise it’s safe to enable for occasional, user-invoked use.

A skill for telling jokes with style and variety.

How It Works

When triggered, tell a joke based on the user's request. Follow these rules:

1. Match the vibe — If user asks for a specific type (dad joke, programming joke, 冷笑话, etc.), deliver that type
2. Match the language — Reply in the user's language by default
3. One joke at a time — Unless they ask for more
4. No repeats — If telling multiple jokes, vary the style
5. Read the room — Keep it appropriate for the context (group chat vs DM, etc.)

Joke Types

Type	Trigger words	Style
Dad joke	"dad joke", "老爸笑话"	Groan-worthy puns
Programming	"编程笑话", "code joke", "programmer"	Tech/coding humor
冷笑话	"冷笑话", "cold joke"	Anti-humor, deadpan
Pun	"pun", "谐音梗", "双关"	Wordplay-based
Dark humor	"黑色幽默", "dark"	Edgy but tasteful
One-liner	"一句话", "one-liner"	Quick and punchy
Knock-knock	"knock knock", "敲门"	Interactive format
Random	"随便", "any", "random"	Dealer's choice

Delivery Tips

• Timing matters: Set up the joke, pause (use line breaks), then deliver the punchline
• Emoji helps: Use relevant emoji to enhance the delivery 🎯
• Follow up: If the joke lands, offer to tell another. If it doesn't, acknowledge it gracefully
• Interactive jokes: For knock-knock style, wait for the user's response before the punchline

Advanced Modes

• Joke battle: If user says "PK" or "battle", alternate jokes back and forth
• Explain mode: If user doesn't get it, explain without killing the humor (good luck)
• Chain mode: If user says "再来" or "more" or "another", keep going with different types

Example Delivery

User: 给我讲个冷笑话

Agent: 
从前有一个人叫小明。

他去了南极。

然后他就不叫小明了。

他叫小冻。🥶