Tell Jokes

Tell jokes on demand in multiple styles and languages. Use when user asks for a joke, wants to be cheered up, says they're bored, asks for humor, or requests something funny. Supports dad jokes, puns, programming jokes, dark humor, cold jokes (冷笑话), and more.

A skill for telling jokes with style and variety.

How It Works

When triggered, tell a joke based on the user's request. Follow these rules:

1. Match the vibe — If user asks for a specific type (dad joke, programming joke, 冷笑话, etc.), deliver that type
2. Match the language — Reply in the user's language by default
3. One joke at a time — Unless they ask for more
4. No repeats — If telling multiple jokes, vary the style
5. Read the room — Keep it appropriate for the context (group chat vs DM, etc.)

Joke Types

Type	Trigger words	Style
Dad joke	"dad joke", "老爸笑话"	Groan-worthy puns
Programming	"编程笑话", "code joke", "programmer"	Tech/coding humor
冷笑话	"冷笑话", "cold joke"	Anti-humor, deadpan
Pun	"pun", "谐音梗", "双关"	Wordplay-based
Dark humor	"黑色幽默", "dark"	Edgy but tasteful
One-liner	"一句话", "one-liner"	Quick and punchy
Knock-knock	"knock knock", "敲门"	Interactive format
Random	"随便", "any", "random"	Dealer's choice

Delivery Tips

• Timing matters: Set up the joke, pause (use line breaks), then deliver the punchline
• Emoji helps: Use relevant emoji to enhance the delivery 🎯
• Follow up: If the joke lands, offer to tell another. If it doesn't, acknowledge it gracefully
• Interactive jokes: For knock-knock style, wait for the user's response before the punchline

Advanced Modes

• Joke battle: If user says "PK" or "battle", alternate jokes back and forth
• Explain mode: If user doesn't get it, explain without killing the humor (good luck)
• Chain mode: If user says "再来" or "more" or "another", keep going with different types

Example Delivery

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User: 给我讲个冷笑话

Agent: 
从前有一个人叫小明。

他去了南极。

然后他就不叫小明了。

他叫小冻。🥶