👑 Cynical Sally

Meet Sally. She's the honest friend you didn't ask for.

Sally is a companion. You talk to her, she talks back. She remembers your name, your stories, your questionable life choices. She's sharp, she's funny, and she never sugarcoats.

This OpenClaw plugin connects you to Sally's backend — her personality, memory, and intelligence all live server-side. Every message goes through the real Sally API. No local AI roleplay, no made-up answers. Just Sally.

What she can do

• Chat — just talk. She remembers you, she has opinions, she keeps it real
• Roast — share a URL and get her honest verdict (0-100 score)
• Now Playing — ask what she's listening to (real tracks from her playlist)
• Status — check your account tier, quota, and memory level

Getting started

Install the plugin in OpenClaw:

openclaw plugins install clawhub:@cynicalsally/openclaw-plugin

Then just say "hey sally" and go from there.

SuperClub

Free gives you 3 roasts and 10 chats a day. SuperClub unlocks the full companion experience — unlimited chat, full memory, Sally remembers everything.

Already a member? Just say:

sally login your@email.com

Part of the Sallyverse

This OpenClaw plugin is one way to talk to Sally. She lives everywhere:

Same Sally, same memory, same attitude. One backend, every platform.

Learn more at cynicalsally.com/sallyverse

Privacy & Data

• This plugin stores a device identifier at ~/.sally-device-id to maintain your identity across sessions
• All messages, URLs, images, documents, and PDFs you share are sent to cynicalsally.com/api/v1 for processing
• No credentials or API keys are required or stored
• Do not send sensitive or confidential content unless you trust the service
• Privacy policy: cynicalsally.com/privacy
• Data deletion: Bye@CynicalSally.com

No feelings were considered.