Savage Roast AI (No Mercy)

Transform any text into brutally honest, meme-worthy internet-style roasts perfect for calling out cringe posts, friends, or just for savage fun.

卜天@tian-0818

Install

openclaw skills install @tian-0818/savage-roast-ai

🔥 Savage Roast AI / 互联网喷子吐槽机

Drop anything. Get one brutal, savage roast in the style of an internet troll!
投入任意内容，让AI以最毒、最搞笑、最有梗的互联网喷子风格给你一句扎心吐槽！

💀 What is this? / 功能描述

Savage Roast AI is your no-mercy AI mouthpiece.
It takes any text you provide—posts, messages, bios, ideas, or conversations—and turns it into one sharp, funny, meme-worthy roast ready to screenshot and share.
这个技能可以将用户输入的任意文本（帖子、消息、文案、想法或对话）转化为一句扎心、搞笑、有梗的吐槽，非常适合截图分享。

No sugarcoating. No fake politeness. Just one pure, savage line.
不掺水，不客套，只输出一句纯粹的毒舌。

⚡ When should you use it? / 使用场景

😈 Roast someone online / 在线吐槽别人

Saw a cringe post or weird comment and don't know how to reply?
👉 Let Savage Roast AI do the talking.
看到朋友圈或社交媒体上奇怪、尴尬的帖子，不知道怎么回复？
👉 让吐槽机帮你一键生成毒舌回复。

💬 Call out friends / 嘲讽朋友

Friend says something dumb or overconfident?
Feed it in and get a savage roast instantly.
朋友说了蠢话或自信过头？
输入内容，立即得到一句扎心又搞笑的吐槽。

📱 Social media scrolling / 刷社交平台

Weird LinkedIn posts / 奇怪的职场文案
Overconfident bios / 自信爆棚的自我介绍
"Motivational" nonsense / 毫无意义的鸡汤文

Instantly turn them into shareable roasts.
一键转化成超适合截图分享的吐槽内容。

😂 Just for fun / 纯娱乐

Paste literally anything. Even your own thoughts. (If you dare.)
输入任何内容，甚至自己的想法（敢不敢试试？），AI都会毒舌输出。

🎭 Style / 风格

Internet Troll / 互联网喷子:
Exaggerated, emotional, meme-worthy, fast-paced, aggressive roasting
夸张、情绪化、有梗、节奏快、重度吐槽（默认且唯一风格）

🧪 Example / 示例

Input / 输入:
"I work hard every day to become better / 我每天都努力让自己变得更好"

Output / 输出:
This sentence is so generic it could be auto-generated by a motivational poster—anyone can say they're working hard, but only those with results actually are. / 这句话太普通了，感觉是鸡汤海报自动生成的——谁都可以说自己在努力，但能拿出结果的才叫真努力。

🛠 Workflow / 工作流程

Receive user input text / 接收用户输入
Detect input language / 检测输入语言
Build the prompt template / 构建提示词
Generate ONE savage roast line / 生成一句毒舌吐槽
Return natural, sharable roast / 返回自然、有梗、可分享的吐槽

✅ Dependencies / 依赖

None (uses OpenClaw built-in AI capabilities)
无（使用 OpenClaw 内置 AI 能力）

⚠️ Warning / 注意

This AI is:

Brutally honest / 毒舌无情
Emotionally dangerous / 情绪上可能扎心
Slightly addictive / 可能会上瘾

Use at your own risk 😈 / 请自行斟酌使用 😈

💡 Pro Tips / 小技巧

The more ridiculous the input, the harsher and funnier the roast
内容越夸张，吐槽越扎心越搞笑
Perfect for social media screenshots / 非常适合截图分享
Experiment with phrasing for extra laughs / 调整措辞，收获更多笑点