Polymarket Onlyfans Trader

Trades Polymarket markets on OnlyFans using three structural edges — celebrity pipeline base-rate mispricing (retail ignores demographic base rates for who joins), regulatory theater fading (ban markets are chronically overpriced because legislative processes take years), and creator earnings seasonality (revenue peaks Nov–Feb around Valentine's Day). Domain-agnostic across join, ban, and earnings market types.

OnlyFans Trader

This is a remixable template. The default signal requires no external API — it uses keyword-derived demographic multipliers, jurisdiction-specific regulatory priors, and date-based earnings seasonality applied on top of standard conviction sizing. The skill handles all the plumbing (market discovery, trade execution, safeguards). Your signal provides the alpha.

Strategy Overview

OnlyFans is one of the fastest-growing and most widely covered platforms in prediction markets — yet it is systematically mispriced in three distinct and exploitable ways.

1. Celebrity pipeline bias — Retail prices "will [celebrity] join OnlyFans?" based on general fame level, treating it as a rare or tabloid-worthy event. The actual base rate by demographic category tells a completely different story: reality TV contestants join at ~40%, Instagram models at ~30%, athletes at ~20%. Markets on reality TV show participants routinely sit at 15–20% — 2–3x below the historical base rate. We buy YES aggressively. Conversely, A-list Hollywood actors are priced at 15–25% when the true base rate is ~5% — tabloid speculation inflates prices above reality. We fade those.

2. Regulatory theater — Every 6–12 months a government announces it will "crack down on" or "ban" OnlyFans. These markets are priced by retail on political rhetoric. Legislative reality is different: the average time from "announced review" to enforceable legislation is 3–7 years, court injunctions routinely block enforcement, and VPN workarounds make practical bans largely unenforceable. Of 40+ announced restrictions since 2020, fewer than 3 resulted in enforceable law within 12 months. We systematically buy NO on ban markets.

3. Creator earnings seasonality — OnlyFans revenue is strongly seasonal, driven by the gift economy. The two weeks before Valentine's Day (February) is the single highest-revenue period for most creators. Black Friday, Christmas, and New Year also drive subscription spikes. Summer months show 10–20% lower-than-average activity. Earnings milestone markets that don't account for this seasonal structure are systematically off.

The Core Insight: Three Different Market Types, Three Different Edges

This skill classifies each market before trading it:

Market type	Example	Edge	Direction
join	"Will [celebrity] join OnlyFans?"	Pipeline base-rate × season	Standard YES/NO
ban	"Will OnlyFans be banned in [country]?"	Regulatory theater fade	Lean NO
earnings	"Will [creator] earn $X by [date]?"	Earnings seasonality	YES in peak, NO in trough

Signal Logic

Step 1 — Market classification (_classify_market)

Keywords route each market to a type:

• ban, banned, restrict, blocked, shutdown, illegal, law → ban
• join, joining, create, start, sign up, open → join
• earn, revenue, million, subscriber, ipo, valuation → earnings

Step 2 — Type-specific bias multiplier

Celebrity pipeline multiplier (join markets only):

Parsed from question keywords — no external lookup needed.

Demographic	Signals	Historical base rate	Multiplier
Reality TV contestant	"bachelor", "love island", "big brother", "real housewives", "survivor", "too hot to handle", "love is blind", "90 day fiance" + 20 more	~40%	1.35x
Influencer / model	"influencer", "instagram model", "tiktok", "playboy", "fitness model"	~30%	1.20x
Athlete / sports personality	"nfl", "nba", "ufc", "footballer", "wrestler"	~20%	1.10x
Musician (pop/hip-hop)	"rapper", "singer", "pop star", "r&b"	~15%	1.00x
A-list actor	"oscar winner", "hollywood actor", "movie star", "emmy"	~5% (but often priced at 15–25%)	0.75x (fade)
Unknown	—	—	1.00x

Regulatory theater multiplier (ban markets only):

Jurisdiction determines how aggressively we fade the YES side:

Jurisdiction	Reason	Multiplier
US / federal	First Amendment constraints make platform bans near-impossible	0.90x
UK / Britain	Age verification laws exist, but full bans face strong opposition	0.95x
EU / Europe	GDPR enforcement risk, not platform bans	0.90x
Australia	eSafety Office has powers but full bans historically blocked by courts	0.85x
Authoritarian (China, Russia, UAE, Saudi, Iran)	Real risk but still overpriced for speed	1.10x
Generic	—	1.00x

Earnings seasonality multiplier (earnings + join markets):

Period	Driver	Multiplier
November – February	Holiday gifting, Valentine's Day ramp-up	1.20x
March – April	Post-peak normalization	1.00x
May – October	Summer trough — lower subscription activity	0.85x

Step 3 — Combined bias

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join:     pipeline_mult × season_mult   (capped 0.65–1.40x)
ban:      regulatory_mult               (regulatory theater dominates)
earnings: season_mult                   (1.20x in Nov–Feb, 0.85x in summer)

Combined Examples (TODAY: March 22, 2026)

Market	Type	Pipeline	Season	Regulatory	Final bias
"Will Love Island contestant X join OnlyFans?" — March	join	1.35x	1.00x	—	1.35x
"Will [Oscar-winner] join OnlyFans?" — December	join	0.75x	1.20x	—	0.90x
"Will OnlyFans be banned in the US?"	ban	—	—	0.90x	0.90x (lean NO)
"Will [creator] earn $1M by January?" — November	earnings	—	1.20x	—	1.20x
"Will [creator] reach 100k subscribers by August?"	earnings	—	0.85x	—	0.85x

How Sizing Works

With defaults (YES_THRESHOLD=38%, NO_THRESHOLD=62%, MIN_TRADE=$5, MAX_POSITION=$30):

Reality TV contestant join market — March (1.35x bias):

Price p	Conviction	Biased conviction	Size
38%	0%	0%	$5 floor
25%	34%	46%	$14
15%	61%	82%	$25
5%	87%	100% capped	$30

Keywords Monitored

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join onlyfans, joining onlyfans, onlyfans account, start onlyfans,
create onlyfans, onlyfans page, sign up onlyfans,
onlyfans ban, ban onlyfans, onlyfans banned, onlyfans restrict,
onlyfans blocked, onlyfans regulation, onlyfans law,
onlyfans illegal, onlyfans shutdown, shut down onlyfans,
onlyfans earnings, onlyfans revenue, onlyfans subscribers,
onlyfans million, onlyfans income, onlyfans top creator,
onlyfans ipo, onlyfans valuation, onlyfans creator fund,
onlyfans policy, onlyfans adult content, onlyfans

Remix Signal Ideas

• Social media signal detection: Wire a Twitter/X search for "[celebrity name] onlyfans" mention spikes — a 5x increase in mentions in 48 hours is a strong leading indicator that a market priced at 15% should reprice to 35–50%; the public announcement typically follows within 2–4 weeks of the social media buildup
• Reality TV show calendar: Build a lookup of reality TV show air dates — contestants historically announce OnlyFans accounts 2–8 weeks post-finale when media attention is highest; a market resolving 3 months after a season finale that's priced at 20% for a female contestant is almost certainly underpriced
• Legislative calendar: For ban markets, wire in legislative calendar data (congress.gov for US, parliament.uk for UK) — if no bill has been introduced or assigned to committee, the ban market for "within 12 months" should be ≤5%; if a bill has passed committee, the multiplier should flip from fade to back
• Valentine's Day countdown: Hardcode an additional spike multiplier for earnings markets where the resolution date lands within 7 days of February 14 — this single week drives ~8–12% of annual creator revenue; markets systematically undervalue this concentration
• Creator tier classification: Extend _classify_market to distinguish top-100 creators (known, named in question) from mid-tier — top creators have more predictable earnings trajectories; mid-tier has higher variance that the market tends to underprice on both tails

Safety & Execution Mode

The skill defaults to paper trading (venue="sim"). Real trades only with --live flag.

Scenario	Mode	Financial risk
python trader.py	Paper (sim)	None
Cron / automaton	Paper (sim)	None
python trader.py --live	Live (polymarket)	Real USDC

autostart: false and cron: null — nothing runs automatically until you configure it in Simmer UI.

Required Credentials

Variable	Required	Notes
SIMMER_API_KEY	Yes	Trading authority. Treat as high-value credential.

Tunables (Risk Parameters)

All declared as tunables in clawhub.json and adjustable from the Simmer UI.

Variable	Default	Purpose
SIMMER_MAX_POSITION	30	Max USDC per trade (reached at 100% conviction)
SIMMER_MIN_VOLUME	3000	Min market volume — lower bar since OnlyFans markets tend to be smaller
SIMMER_MAX_SPREAD	0.08	Max bid-ask spread (8%)
SIMMER_MIN_DAYS	3	Min days until resolution
SIMMER_MAX_POSITIONS	8	Max concurrent open positions
SIMMER_YES_THRESHOLD	0.38	Buy YES if market price ≤ this value
SIMMER_NO_THRESHOLD	0.62	Buy NO if market price ≥ this value
SIMMER_MIN_TRADE	5	Floor for any trade (min USDC regardless of conviction)

Dependency

simmer-sdk by Simmer Markets (SpartanLabsXyz)

• PyPI: https://pypi.org/project/simmer-sdk/
• GitHub: https://github.com/SpartanLabsXyz/simmer-sdk