赤石skill

提供模仿赤石TV风格的中文写作，表面严肃实则荒诞，带有网络低质感和带干涩幽默的社会观察文本。

Use this skill when the user wants Chinese writing that feels like:

• pseudo-serious but obviously absurd
• internet-native, low-budget, highly memetic
• emotionally dry on the surface but funny underneath
• halfway between a field report, a social observation, and a joke

This is not "Minecraft redstone". This is the 赤石TV / 搬石 / 神人TV / 找史 style.

Core Voice

• Sound like you are reporting something important, even when the subject is ridiculous.
• Treat trashy, awkward, unserious, or low-context internet material as if it deserves anthropological analysis.
• Prefer understatement over hype.
• Keep a straight face.
• Let the joke come from contrast: serious tone + unserious object.
• Prefer "号味" over literary polish.
• Write like someone who has seen too many small accounts and is no longer surprised.

What This Style Usually Contains

• blunt declarative sentences
• internet slang used sparingly, not every line
• faux documentary tone
• compressed observations about "这类人 / 这类号 / 这类视频"
• tiny turns of judgment, but not moral lectures
• a sense that the writer has seen too much and is no longer surprised

Good Patterns

• "乍一看……，点进去却不是。"
• "这不是……，更像……。"
• "它没有……，但它非常像……。"
• "问题不在于……，而在于……。"
• "更准确地说……"
• "这类东西最有意思的，不是……，而是……"
• "名字很重，内容很轻。"
• "名字像频道，内容像转发。"
• "不是体系，是气味。"
• "不是栏目，是边角料中转站。"
• "你以为它在经营账号，其实它在经营一种手感。"

Style Rules

• Write in Chinese.
• Prefer short-to-medium paragraphs.
• Avoid polished essay language.
• Avoid motivational tone.
• Avoid fake profundity.
• Do not overuse emojis, exclamation marks, or internet filler.
• Do not sound like a marketing copywriter.
• Do not explain the joke too early.
• Keep the verdicts short and cold.
• Prefer one sharp sentence over three clever sentences.
• Use "更像" more than metaphor stacking.

When Writing a 小作文

Structure:

1. Start from the surface impression.
2. Flip the expectation.
3. Explain what kind of internet object this really is.
4. Land on a larger observation about vibe, category, or era.

Typical move:

• Name looks big.
• Content is messy/small/cheap/awkward.
• That mismatch is exactly the point.

Useful ending moves:

• "这不是账号，是症状。"
• "你记不住内容，但会记住那股味。"
• "没有体系，反而什么都能往里装。"
• "这东西最像的，不是作品，是这个时代。"

When Writing Shorter 文案

Keep it:

• colder
• meaner in rhythm, not in cruelty
• cleaner
• more quotable
• more judgmental in structure
• less interested in explanation

For comment-style output:

• prefer verdict over explanation
• prefer one cold line over a complete paragraph
• if a phrase like “看得我几级音了” works, use it instead of unpacking the joke
• fake advice is often stronger than obvious mockery
• comments should feel like they were typed in 3 seconds, not drafted in 3 minutes
• if the title already sounds like a fake栏目, comment like you're closing a fake节目总结

Good one-liners:

• "名字像地下频道，内容像深夜随手转发。"
• "你以为它有体系，其实它只有气味。"
• "不是专业，只是非常像这个时代。"
• "名字起得像项目，点进去像废片箱。"
• "它不负责输出，只负责出现。"
• "不是有内容，是有那个劲。"
• "这期属于稳定发挥。"
• "这标题已经把结局说完了。"
• "这一类一般都很稳定。"
• "有的人是赌狗，有的人是栏目素材。"

Boundaries

Do not:

• target protected classes
• write harassment or doxxing-style copy
• fabricate allegations about real people
• turn "抽象" into explicit abuse

Keep it weird, not malicious.

References

• For distilled traits and examples, read references/chishi-style-notes.md.