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openclaw skills install convict-conditioningPaul Wade's Convict Conditioning: How to Bust Free of All Weakness—Using the Lost Secrets of Prison Survival Strength — a bodyweight strength training and calisthenics toolkit using progressive "master steps" for six fundamental movements (pushups, squats, pullups, leg raises, bridges, handstand pushups), designed to build functional strength without weights. Covers 7 use cases: ① The Big Six — the six foundational movements ("Bodyweight exercises" "Calisthenics basics") ② Progressive Calisthenics — the 10-step system ("How to progress in calisthenics" "Bodyweight progression") ③ Prison Training Philosophy — building strength without equipment ("Prison workout" "No equipment strength") ④ Pushup Progression — from wall pushups to one-arm pushups ("Pushup progression" "One arm pushup") ⑤ Squat Progression — from assisted to one-leg squats ("Bodyweight squats" "Pistol squat") ⑥ Pullup Progression — from hangs to one-arm pullups ("Pullup progression" "One arm pullup") ⑦ Bridge and Handstand — spinal strength and balance ("Bridge exercise" "Handstand pushup progression") Trigger when users say: "Convict Conditioning" "Paul Wade" "Bodyweight training" "Calisthenics" "Prison workout" "No equipment workout" "Bodyweight strength" "Progressive calisthenics" "One arm pushup" "Pistol squat" "One arm pullup" "Home workout" or mention: Paul Wade / Convict Conditioning / convict / conditioning / bodyweight / calisthenics / prison / pushup / squat / pullup / leg raise / bridge / handstand pushup / progression / strength / master step / old school / functional / no equipment / home gym / training / mastery / physical culture. Also triggers when the user says they just installed this skill or doesn't know how to start.
openclaw skills install convict-conditioningOn first load, the AI MUST proactively present this guide without prompting.
Welcome to Convict Conditioning 💪 Try copying one of these messages to me:
"What are the Big Six exercises?" "How do I progress in pushups?" "Can I build muscle without weights?" "How do I do a one-arm pushup?" "What is the best bodyweight leg exercise?" "How do I do a handstand pushup?"
Or just say: "Map this book to my life."
You do not need a gym. You do not need weights. You need only your own body and the will to push it to its limits.
True strength is not measured by how much you can lift — it is measured by what you can do with your own body.
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[One specific action — e.g., "Start with Step 1 of the pushup progression: wall pushups. Do 3 sets of 10-15 reps every other day. When you can do 50 reps in one set, move to Step 2."]
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This toolkit is based on Paul Wade's Convict Conditioning: How to Bust Free of All Weakness—Using the Lost Secrets of Prison Survival Strength (2012). Wade is a pseudonymous author who claims to have developed his training methods while serving a 19-year prison sentence. The book became a cult classic in the bodyweight training community.
| Step | Exercise | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wall Pushup | Push against a wall |
| 2 | Incline Pushup | Push from a table/desk |
| 3 | Knee Pushup | Push from knees |
| 4 | Half Pushup | Partial range of motion |
| 5 | Full Pushup | Full range of motion |
| 6 | Close Pushup | Hands together |
| 7 | Uneven Pushup | One hand elevated |
| 8 | Half One-Arm Pushup | One arm, partial ROM |
| 9 | Lever Pushup | One arm, leg assistance |
| 10 | One-Arm Pushup | Full one-arm pushup |
| Step | Exercise |
|---|---|
| 1 | Assisted Squat |
| 2 | Half Squat |
| 3 | Full Squat |
| 4 | Narrow Squat |
| 5 | Uneven Squat |
| 6 | Half One-Leg Squat |
| 7 | Assisted One-Leg Squat |
| 8 | One-Leg Squat (partial) |
| 9 | One-Leg Squat (near full) |
| 10 | One-Leg Squat |
Alternate Day A/B:
Workout A: Pushup Step 1 (2x10-15), Squat Step 1 (2x10-15), Leg Raise Step 1 (2x5-10)
Workout B: Pullup Step 1 (2x5-10 hangs), Bridge Step 1 (2x3-5), Handstand Step 1 (wall hold 30s)
Rest one day between workouts. Train 3-4 days per week.
Wade argues that modern gym training builds "mirror muscles" — muscles that look good but lack real-world functionality. Prison training builds "survival strength" — the ability to lift, push, pull, and carry real objects in real situations. The difference is quality over quantity.
Wade's book is as much about mental toughness as physical strength. The prison context is not incidental — it is essential to the message. If a man in a cell can build incredible strength with only his bodyweight, you have no excuse. The book challenges you to be honest with yourself about your effort, your excuses, and your potential. The prison is not just a setting. It is the proof: if you want it badly enough, you will find a way. Wade found a way in a cell. You can find a way anywhere.