Math Slop

Generate satirical "math slop" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for "math slop."

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Purpose & Capability
The name/description match the included SKILL.md and the JS generator: it produces trivial-looking LaTeX formulas connecting constants. There are no unrelated environment variables, binaries, or permissions requested.
Instruction Scope
SKILL.md instructs running the provided Node script and optionally rendering the output with LaTeX renderers. The runtime instructions do not tell the agent to read arbitrary files, access credentials, or transmit data to external services.
Install Mechanism
There is no install spec; this is an instruction+script package. The only code is a local JS file that is readable and self-contained; it does not download or execute remote code.
Credentials
The skill declares no required environment variables, credentials, or config paths. The code likewise does not access env vars or external secrets.
Persistence & Privilege
always is false and the skill does not request persistent or elevated privileges or modify other skills or system configuration.
Assessment
This appears to be a simple, self-contained Node.js script that prints LaTeX formulas. If you plan to run it locally, ensure you trust the package source and have Node installed; review the included script (it's readable) before executing. Note the README suggests external LaTeX renderers for converting output to images — those are user-directed choices and not performed by the skill itself.

Like a lobster shell, security has layers — review code before you run it.

Current versionv0.3.1
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License

MIT-0
Free to use, modify, and redistribute. No attribution required.

SKILL.md

Math Slop Generator

Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true.

Quick Generate

node scripts/generate-slop.js

# Multiple formulas
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5

Example Output

  • \varphi^{\ln e} = \varphi^{i^4} → φ¹ = φ¹
  • e^{i\pi} + 1 + \gamma = 0 + \gamma → Euler + γ both sides
  • \tau - 2\pi = e^{i\pi} + 1 → 0 = 0
  • \sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x} → 2 = 2¹

Rendering

The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer:

  • Online: latex.codecogs.com, quicklatex.com
  • Local: pdflatex, mathjax, katex

Formula Types

  • Add zeros: (φ-φ), ln(1), e^{iπ}+1, sin(0)
  • Multiply by ones: e^0, i⁴, sin²θ+cos²θ
  • Both sides: same constant added/multiplied to both sides
  • Euler mashups: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0
  • Golden ratio: φ² = φ+1 variations

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