# slop-cop — promo copy (optional, future clawhub use)

Not loaded during normal skill use. Marketing voice, Chad-approved tone.

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**slop-cop** — because you shouldn't ship slop.

Your AI image gen hallucinated "EDIT AGGREE" onto a banner and it made it to prod. Your hero has six fingers. Your "cartoon mascot" is photoreal and clashes with every other asset on the page. Your designer is you, and you're bad at it, and you know it.

slop-cop is the bouncer at the door of your deploy pipeline. Hand it some images and a slot, and it will tell you — bluntly, no hedging — which one to ship, which one to fix, and which one to delete with extreme prejudice.

### What it does
- Strict per-asset verdicts: `SHIP`, `FIX`, or `KILL`.
- Hallucination scan (gibberish text, extra fingers, melted hands, watermarks).
- Responsive crop survival check across 16:9 / 4:5 / 1:1 / 9:16.
- Brand-palette and style coherence scoring.
- Comparative mode: rank candidates, pick the winner, tell you where to put it.
- Anti-patterns reference covering the CSS/HTML pitfalls that always sneak past code review.

### Who it's for
- Founders who ship without a designer.
- Devs who generate assets with AI and don't trust their own eye.
- Anyone who's ever caught a typo in production at 11pm and felt their soul leave their body.

### Tagline
*Ship clean. Or don't ship at all.*