# Template Quick-Reference Index

207 templates sorted alphabetically by ID. For detailed entries with examples, see [templates-complete.md](templates-complete.md).

| ID | Name | Lines | Pattern | Tone |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| `aag` | Ancient Aliens Guy | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | absurd |
| `ackbar` | It's A Trap! | 2 | Reaction/Mood | panicked |
| `afraid` | Afraid to Ask Andy | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | self-deprecating |
| `agnes` | Agnes Harkness Winking | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | smug |
| `aint-got-time` | Sweet Brown | 2 | Reaction/Mood | sassy |
| `ams` | Awkward Moment Seal | 2 | Reaction/Mood | relatable |
| `ants` | Do You Want Ants? | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `apcr` | Almost Politically Correct Redneck | 2 | Other/Niche | absurd |
| `astronaut` | Always Has Been | 4 | Realization/Big Brain | revelatory |
| `atis` | And Then I Said | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | smug |
| `away` | Life... Finds a Way | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `awesome` | Socially Awesome Penguin | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | triumphant |
| `awesome-awkward` | Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin | 2 | Escalation | relatable |
| `awkward` | Socially Awkward Penguin | 2 | Reaction/Mood | self-deprecating |
| `awkward-awesome` | Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin | 2 | Escalation | triumphant |
| `bad` | You Should Feel Bad | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `badchoice` | Milk Was a Bad Choice | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `balloon` | Running Away Balloon | 3 | Confrontation/Argument | relatable |
| `bd` | Butthurt Dweller | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `because` | Men in Black | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `bender` | I'm Going to Build My Own Theme Park | 2 | Reaction/Mood | aggressive |
| `bihw` | But It's Honest Work | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | self-deprecating |
| `bilbo` | Why Shouldn't I Keep It | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `biw` | Baby Insanity Wolf | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `blb` | Bad Luck Brian | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `boat` | I Should Buy a Boat Cat | 2 | Realization/Big Brain | deadpan |
| `bongo` | Bongo Cat | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | wholesome |
| `both` | Why Not Both? | 2 | Realization/Big Brain | wholesome |
| `box` | What's in the box!? | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | panicked |
| `bs` | This is Bull, Shark | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | sarcastic |
| `bus` | Two Guys on a Bus | 2 | Binary Comparison | relatable |
| `buzz` | Buzz Lightyear | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `cake` | Office Space Milton | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | passive-aggressive |
| `captain` | I am the Captain Now | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `captain-america` | Captain America Elevator Fight Dad Joke | 3 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `cb` | Confession Bear | 2 | Reaction/Mood | self-deprecating |
| `cbb` | Communist Bugs Bunny | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | absurd |
| `cbg` | Comic Book Guy | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `center` | What is this, a Center for Ants?! | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | sarcastic |
| `ch` | Captain Hindsight | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `chair` | American Chopper Argument | 6 | Escalation | aggressive |
| `cheems` | Cheems | 2 | Reaction/Mood | wholesome |
| `chosen` | You Were the Chosen One! | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `cmm` | Change My Mind | 1 | Reaction/Mood | confrontational |
| `country` | What a Country | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | sarcastic |
| `crazypills` | I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | panicked |
| `crow` | Get Better Material | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `cryingfloor` | Crying on Floor | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `db` | Distracted Boyfriend | 3 | Binary Comparison | relatable |
| `dbg` | Expectation vs. Reality | 2 | Binary Comparison | self-deprecating |
| `dg` | Distracted Girlfriend | 3 | Binary Comparison | relatable |
| `disastergirl` | Disaster Girl | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | smug |
| `dodgson` | See? Nobody Cares | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `doge` | Doge | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `dragon` | What Color Do You Want Your Dragon | 1 | Other/Niche | wholesome |
| `drake` | Drakeposting | 2 | Binary Comparison | smug |
| `drowning` | Drowning High Five | 3 | Confrontation/Argument | sarcastic |
| `drunk` | Drunk Baby | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `ds` | Daily Struggle | 3 | Binary Comparison | relatable |
| `dsm` | Dating Site Murderer | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | absurd |
| `dwight` | Schrute Facts | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | smug |
| `elf` | You Sit on a Throne of Lies | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `elmo` | Elmo Choosing Cocaine | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `ermg` | Ermahgerd | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `exit` | Left Exit 12 Off Ramp | 3 | Binary Comparison | sarcastic |
| `fa` | Forever Alone | 2 | Reaction/Mood | self-deprecating |
| `facepalm` | Facepalm | 2 | Reaction/Mood | exasperated |
| `fbf` | Foul Bachelor Frog | 2 | Reaction/Mood | self-deprecating |
| `feelsgood` | Feels Good | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | wholesome |
| `fetch` | Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `fine` | This is Fine | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | deadpan |
| `firsttry` | First Try! | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | sarcastic |
| `fmr` | Fuck Me, Right? | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | self-deprecating |
| `friends` | Are You Two Friends? | 2 | Meta/Self-referential | relatable |
| `fry` | Futurama Fry | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | paranoid |
| `fwp` | First World Problems | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | self-deprecating |
| `gandalf` | Confused Gandalf | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | deadpan |
| `gb` | Galaxy Brain | 4 | Escalation | absurd |
| `gears` | You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? | 2 | Reaction/Mood | aggressive |
| `genie` | Genie Lamp | 2 | Other/Niche | absurd |
| `ggg` | Good Guy Greg | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | wholesome |
| `glasses` | Peter Parker's Glasses | 2 | Binary Comparison | revelatory |
| `gone` | And It's Gone | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | deadpan |
| `grave` | Grant Gustin Next To Oliver Queen's Grave | 3 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `gru` | Gru's Plan | 4 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `grumpycat` | Grumpy Cat | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `hagrid` | I Should Not Have Said That | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | panicked |
| `handshake` | Epic Handshake | 3 | Wholesome/Positive | triumphant |
| `happening` | It's Happening | 2 | Reaction/Mood | panicked |
| `harold` | Hide the Pain Harold | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `headaches` | Types of Headaches | 1 | Reaction/Mood | relatable |
| `hipster` | Hipster Barista | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `home` | We Have Food at Home | 3 | Binary Comparison | relatable |
| `icanhas` | I Can Has Cheezburger? | 2 | Reaction/Mood | wholesome |
| `imsorry` | Oh, I'm Sorry, I Thought This Was America | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | sarcastic |
| `inigo` | Inigo Montoya | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | deadpan |
| `interesting` | The Most Interesting Man in the World | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `ive` | Jony Ive Redesigns Things | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `iw` | Insanity Wolf | 2 | Reaction/Mood | aggressive |
| `jd` | Joseph Ducreux | 2 | Other/Niche | absurd |
| `jetpack` | Nothing To Do Here | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `jim` | Jim Halpert Pointing to Whiteboard | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `joker` | It's Simple, Kill the Batman | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `jw` | Probably Not a Good Idea | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | deadpan |
| `keanu` | Conspiracy Keanu | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | paranoid |
| `kermit` | But That's None of My Business | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | passive-aggressive |
| `khaby-lame` | Khaby Lame Shrug | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `kk` | Karate Kyle | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `kombucha` | Kombucha Girl | 2 | Reaction/Mood | relatable |
| `kramer` | Kramer, What's Going On In There? | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | absurd |
| `leo` | Leo Strutting | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `light` | Everything the Light Touches is Our Kingdom | 2 | Reaction/Mood | wholesome |
| `live` | Do It Live! | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | aggressive |
| `ll` | Laughing Lizard | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `lrv` | Laundry Room Viking | 2 | Other/Niche | absurd |
| `made` | I Made This | 5 | Meta/Self-referential | deadpan |
| `mb` | Member Berries | 2 | Reaction/Mood | relatable |
| `michael-scott` | Michael Scott No God No | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | panicked |
| `midwit` | Midwit | 3 | Realization/Big Brain | smug |
| `millers` | You Guys Are Getting Paid? | 4 | Skepticism/Confusion | self-deprecating |
| `mini-keanu` | Mini Keanu Reeves | 2 | Reaction/Mood | wholesome |
| `mmm` | Minor Mistake Marvin | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `money` | Shut Up and Take My Money! | 2 | Reaction/Mood | aggressive |
| `mordor` | One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | deadpan |
| `morpheus` | Matrix Morpheus | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | smug |
| `mouth` | Woman Holding Dog's Mouth | 3 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `mw` | I Guarantee It | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `nails` | Guy Hammering Nails Into Sand | 3 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `nice` | So I Got That Goin' For Me, Which is Nice | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | self-deprecating |
| `noah` | What the Hell is This? | 4 | Skepticism/Confusion | exasperated |
| `noidea` | I Have No Idea What I'm Doing | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | self-deprecating |
| `ntot` | No Take, Only Throw | 3 | Confrontation/Argument | absurd |
| `oag` | Overly Attached Girlfriend | 2 | Reaction/Mood | paranoid |
| `officespace` | That Would Be Great | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | passive-aggressive |
| `older` | An Older Code Sir, But It Checks Out | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `oprah` | Oprah You Get a Car | 2 | Reaction/Mood | triumphant |
| `panik-kalm-panik` | Panik Kalm Panik | 3 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | panicked |
| `patrick` | Push it somewhere else Patrick | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | sarcastic |
| `perfection` | Perfection | 6 | Binary Comparison | smug |
| `persian` | Persian Cat Room Guardian | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `philosoraptor` | Philosoraptor | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | revelatory |
| `pigeon` | Is This a Pigeon? | 3 | Meta/Self-referential | absurd |
| `pooh` | Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh | 2 | Binary Comparison | smug |
| `pool` | Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning In A Pool | 3 | Confrontation/Argument | passive-aggressive |
| `prop3` | Too Confusing, Too Extreme | 1 | Other/Niche | sarcastic |
| `ptj` | Phoebe Teaching Joey | 8 | Confrontation/Argument | exasperated |
| `puffin` | Unpopular opinion puffin | 2 | Reaction/Mood | confrontational |
| `red` | Oh, Is That What We're Going to Do Today? | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `regret` | I Immediately Regret This Decision! | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | panicked |
| `remembers` | Pepperidge Farm Remembers | 2 | Reaction/Mood | passive-aggressive |
| `reveal` | Scooby Doo Reveal | 4 | Reaction/Mood | revelatory |
| `right` | Anakin and Padme Change the World For the Better | 5 | Reaction/Mood | panicked |
| `rollsafe` | Roll Safe | 1 | Realization/Big Brain | smug |
| `sad-biden` | Sad Joe Biden | 2 | Other/Niche | self-deprecating |
| `sad-boehner` | Sad John Boehner | 2 | Other/Niche | self-deprecating |
| `sad-bush` | Sad George Bush | 2 | Other/Niche | self-deprecating |
| `sad-clinton` | Sad Bill Clinton | 2 | Other/Niche | self-deprecating |
| `sad-obama` | Sad Barack Obama | 2 | Other/Niche | self-deprecating |
| `sadfrog` | Feels Bad Man | 2 | Reaction/Mood | self-deprecating |
| `saltbae` | Salt Bae | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `same` | They're The Same Picture | 3 | Meta/Self-referential | deadpan |
| `sarcasticbear` | Sarcastic Bear | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | sarcastic |
| `say` | Say the Line, Bart! | 2 | Meta/Self-referential | self-deprecating |
| `sb` | Scumbag Brain | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | self-deprecating |
| `scc` | Sudden Clarity Clarence | 2 | Realization/Big Brain | revelatory |
| `seagull` | Inhaling Seagull | 2 | Escalation | aggressive |
| `sf` | Sealed Fate | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | deadpan |
| `sk` | Skeptical Third World Kid | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | sarcastic |
| `ski` | Super Cool Ski Instructor | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `slap` | Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | aggressive |
| `snek` | Skeptical Snake | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | sarcastic |
| `soa` | Seal of Approval | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | wholesome |
| `sohappy` | I Would Be So Happy | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | wholesome |
| `sohot` | So Hot Right Now | 2 | Reaction/Mood | sarcastic |
| `soup-nazi` | No Soup for You | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `sparta` | This is Sparta! | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `spiderman` | Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man | 2 | Meta/Self-referential | absurd |
| `spirit` | Fake Spirit Halloween Costume | 5 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `spongebob` | Mocking Spongebob | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `ss` | Scumbag Steve | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `stew` | Baby, You've Got a Stew Going | 2 | Reaction/Mood | absurd |
| `stonks` | Stonks | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | absurd |
| `stop` | Stop It Patrick You're Scaring Him | 6 | Confrontation/Argument | panicked |
| `stop-it` | Stop It, Get Some Help | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | deadpan |
| `success` | Success Kid | 2 | Wholesome/Positive | triumphant |
| `tenguy` | 10 Guy | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | absurd |
| `toohigh` | The Rent Is Too Damn High | 2 | Reaction/Mood | aggressive |
| `touch` | Principal Skinner | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | self-deprecating |
| `tried` | At Least You Tried | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | mocking |
| `trump` | Donald Trump | 2 | Reaction/Mood | smug |
| `ugandanknuck` | Ugandan Knuckles | 2 | Other/Niche | absurd |
| `vince` | Vince McMahon Reaction | 3 | Escalation | triumphant |
| `wallet` | Patrick Star's Wallet | 8 | Confrontation/Argument | exasperated |
| `waygd` | What Are Ya Gonna Do? | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `wddth` | We Don't Do That Here | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | deadpan |
| `whatyear` | What Year Is It? | 2 | Skepticism/Confusion | absurd |
| `winter` | Winter is coming | 2 | Reaction/Mood | deadpan |
| `wishes` | Genie Rules | 1 | Other/Niche | absurd |
| `wkh` | Who Killed Hannibal? | 3 | Confrontation/Argument | sarcastic |
| `woman-cat` | Woman Yelling at a Cat | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `wonka` | Condescending Wonka | 2 | Sarcasm/Mockery | smug |
| `worst` | The Worst Day Of Your Life So Far | 2 | Panic/Disaster/Pain | deadpan |
| `xy` | X all the Y | 2 | Reaction/Mood | aggressive |
| `yallgot` | Y'all Got Any More of Them | 2 | Reaction/Mood | relatable |
| `yodawg` | Xzibit Yo Dawg | 2 | Meta/Self-referential | absurd |
| `yuno` | Y U NO Guy | 2 | Confrontation/Argument | aggressive |
| `zero-wing` | All Your Base Are Belong to Us | 1 | Other/Niche | absurd |